Saturday, November 29, 2008
Okay. Yesterday was rather creepy.
So it all started with a simple walk around the town.
Then we got bored. My brother and I.
So we decided to explore the other side of town.
Then... we walked into this creepy lane.
There were two tail-less cats. Omg so spooky la.
So we err, backed away from the cats and into another alleyway.
Omg, then saw a creepy red-haired old lady. Walking towards us.
Scram!
Went back, saw the cats. One white one grey.
The grey one KEPT STARING.
So we turned around, kept walking, thinking, "cat go away please please please I promise never to eat cats ever again!"
But nooooo. Cat follows.
Scampers forth.
1 metre away from us.
It had green eyes. It was using those spooky green eyes to keep staring.
Super super duper extremely scared.
Bro: I think we should run.
Me: Yeah okay run.
*RUUUUUUUUUUUN*
HAAHHAHA. Scary la! Stupid tail-less cats and creepy old ladies. Oh and then, we were walking along the main street, looked into one of the side lanes and saw that freaking old lady. We got freaked and ran across the street with cars honking at us hahahhahahaa. Funnyyy. But scary.
HAHAHHAHA OKAY ENOUGH OF OUR MISADVENTURE.
And I watched TWILIGHT.
Yes be jealous, bitches.
Okay fine don't be. Cos I watched it online and the quality sucked.
To be honest, the movie itself sucked too. How disappointing ):
There wasn't even a climax!
But maybe that was because I was watching with crap quality and thus could not identify it?
Well anyway, Edward wasn't hot enough. But oh well. He'll just have to do I guess.
HOWEVER.
Omgomgomgomgomgomg, Jasper and Carlisle were soooo hot. AHHHHHH.
Whee I love Jaspyyy.
CARLISLE!
Yay and Emmett too! He's ahh-dorable.
And Alice! Haha! She's too cute. Her voice! It's like a little kiddie's! Omg omg! So cuteeee.
But hated Rosalie. Ugh. NIKKI REED IS UGLAYYYY.
jumped at : 10:20 AM
Friday, November 28, 2008
I LOVE INDIANA JONES!
I LOVE SHIA LABEOUF!
WHEEEEE!I LOVE BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA!
I WANT A CHIHUAHUA!
Bwahahhahah. Utterly random! The INDIANA JONES must have been caused by watching the movie at Kumiko-san's house when we were there for dinner. YAY SHIA LABEOUF!
I want a chihuahua! Soooo ah-dorable! That must have been from watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Awww. I wanted Chloe to end up with Delgaro! So cute!
"Don't turn back...don't turn back...don't turn back..."
*he turned back*
HAHHAHHAHHA. AWWWWW!
Oh yes. Went to Jin's school yesterday and the day before. Day before with Yuko-san to tour the school. The students were spasticated. Sadly, no cute boys from the photos. Sigh. They're all just really photogenic.
Yesterday was utterly unintentional. I went there at 3, thinking school must have ended by then. I swear, I only wanted to walk back with my brother and burn fats, but nooooo. School ended at fucking 4, so I waited outside for like 20 mins, then the teachers found me and dragged me in. How embarrassing. Some guy tried talking to me, but all I caught was something like "asa" and something that sounded suspiciously like "my name". Turns out, it was the guy who walks my brother to school every morning. Obviously I didn't recognize him even though I saw him this morning, but I didn't, cos duh! My sense are not yet awake at like 8 in the MORNING. And even more embarrassing, we had to go to the guy's house for dinner that night cos no one would be home to cook for us. Dun dun dun.
AH WELL! And it seems like Japanese girls have never seen a copy of teen vogue before. Kumiko-san and her daughter, Suzuka, were like amazed. They might have been slightly shocked as well. It's like they've never seen ads which use the "sex appeal" element. Oh well. I bet Kei (the guy in the morning) must have been happy. Apparently jap guys are horny.
jumped at : 10:22 AM
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Hello earthlings:D
I suddenly have the urge to watch Twilight and Harry Potter.
A very very strong urge. This might evolve into an obsession.
Butbutbut, it's understandable! See, both movies have this magical touch to them. How can you say no to magic! That would be nonsensical. It's like rejecting Disneyland for...
Wild wild wet -.-
GET MY POINT?
Yes. You do.
Anyway, even though Robert Pattison isn't the greatest looking of them all, I'd say he does an alright job. Poor guy though. He faces a lot of criticism *nods solemnly* Kristen Stewart is okay too as well, but I still stand by my original opinion: she doesn't look Bella-ish. To me, at least. Somehow, she looks too cool to be Bella. I imagined Bella to be more feminine and...round?
It's a good thing that Edward has always been too hot for me to imagine without reference. Or Robert Pattison would have another critic.
Well anyway, now that I actually do have reference, here are my dream Edward and Bella :D
Edward:
Gaspard Ulliel! Omg, beyond cute.
Tom Sturridge. Soooo vampiric.
HENRY CAVILL! He is the picture of perfection. 'Nuff said.
Bella:
Emily Browning. She is my only choice.
Gahhhh. I realize that none of my fantasies will ever come true, since the actors have been set for a very long time, but I cannot help but dreaaaaaaam.
Zomg. This is what boredom does to people at 1.30am in the morning. I must be going nuts.
Nutty.
Looney.
Screw lose.
OKAY I NEED TO GET SLEEP. OR I'LL END UP IN A WARD IN WOODBRIDGE.
jumped at : 12:22 AM
Monday, November 24, 2008
こにちわ。
Omg, I can type Japanese. This is awesome. That was konichiwa by the way. Yay me!
にほんご。Japanese!
えいご。 English!
Zomg this is so freaking cool.
Hahahaha. So anyway, went out to explore Mameda today with my brother. He kept asking me all this weird questions about how women masturbate. Obviously I was all what the hell, and laughing my ass off :D hilarious. I truly wonder where he gets all these weird ideas.
Well we walked a lot, went mad a lot (I think the locals think we're nutty) and walked a very very far walk to his school. Stupid school. It was raining some more, so we had to buy
TRANSPARENT UMBRELLAS to walk through the rain. I had my first look at a male toilet and he had his first look at a female toilet. (No one was in school, it was a holiday. We sneaked in illegally :D) Since no one was there, and it was really quiet, it was thus very...creepy. I could imagine rotting bodies hidden in the cubicles. Told my brother that and he got super creeped. After that we siddled away from the scary toilets. Said siddle turned into brisk walk. Which turned into RUUUUUUUUN.
Lol. So we crossed the road and walk walk walk, then we arrived at a graveyard. Japanese graveyards are really cool. At first I didn't believe that it was a graveyard la.
Bro: Ehh, jie, look, that's the graveyard. I pass by it everyday on the way to school. *points*
Me: WHERE?
Bro: There.
Me: WHERE???
Bro: THERE!!! THE ONE WITH THE STONES!
Me: OHHH. THERE. Omg, but it doesn't look like a graveyard. It looks like McGonagall's humongous chess set.
Yess. It does look like a chess set! Really! Cos the tombs are like black and white marble, which look super cool. Seriously. So much nicer than the ones in Singapore or wherever. Anyway we went inside (hey no one said we couldn't) to take a look. Awesome. Now I can say I walked amongst the dead and I wouldn't be lying!
Bro: Every day there's this lady with long black hair and tattered clothes who sweeps the floor.
Me: Cool. She sounds like a ghost. In horror movies all the females have super long black hair. Some have tattered clothes too!
Bro: Shut up.
Me: Hey look, I think I see the lady. Omg, yeah, she's there, holding a broom. She's looking at us.
Bro: *freezes while trying to open the gate*
*turns around slowly*
Me: HAHAHAHHA. YOU FUGLY LOSER.
Then we both run for the other gate which we came in from. hahhaha zomg, hilarious. My brother is such a wuss.
jumped at : 4:49 PM
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Japanese keyboards are weird.
Anyway. Hazel is making me do a quiz, and since I have nothing better to do, I shall oblige.
1) Who was the person who tag you?
Hazel.
2)The relationship between you and him/her is?
senior-junior.
4)If he/she becomes ur enemy u will?
spit in her face.
5)What will u say to the person whom you like very much?
you're lucky you're in my good books.
6)The characteristic(s) you love about yourself...
my awesomeness :D
7)The characteristic(s) you hate about yourself...
sorry, I don't hate myself.
8)For the person you hate,you say
I'd have so many insults I wouldn't know which one to pick and end up not saying anything because it's too troublesome to pick the nicest insult.
9)What do people feel about you?
that I'm an ah-mazing person!:D
10)Who do you have a crush on?
Changes everytime I see a hot guy on tv.
11)The person you want to be is?
myself.
12)Pass on this quiz to 10 person. (I'm going to ignore the pass on part and just name people off the top of my head.)
1. Joker
2. Superman
3. Wonderwoman
4. Batman
5. James Bond <3
6. Legolas!! <33
7. Annakin Skywalker
8. Yoda
9. Pussy Galore
10. Catwoman
13)If no.5 & no.7 were together, What will happen?
James Bond is not gay. And Annakin Skywalker is in love with Queen Something.
The world would end.
14)Who does no.5 likes?
A lot of women. He likes his toys. But he liked Vesper Lynd the most.
16)Say something about no.8.
Die, we must.
17)Who is no.2
The red cape-wearing man with a big dick.
18)Talk about no.3.
The blue cape-wearing woman with big boobs.
19)Who is no.10's bestie?
Mickey Mouse.
20)Who is the sexiest person among the 10 of them?
I can't decide. I love Legolas, he is beyond hot. But Pussy Galore and a lot of them are all really sexy too.
21)What colour does no.4 like?
Err. Black? He wears a lot of black.
22)Is no. 4 single?
Outwardly yes. But secretly he likes Rachel. But she dies in the end.
23)What is ur relationship with no.1?
We both think poker cards are cool.
24)Is no.5 & no.6 best friends?
No...
25)What is no. 9's sir name?
Galore?
26)What is no.7's nickname?
Darth Vader...?
27)What do u wish to say to no.8?
Talk right, you must.
28)What will you do to help no.9?
Umm. Hello, I like James Bond better than her.
29)Who does no.1 admires?
Maniacs.
30)Where does no.1 live?
Gotham City!
31)Does no. 10 knows who u like?
No.
32)What do you wish to say when u see no. 6?
Can you make me an Elf too?
33)Who is no.10's spouse?
Dogman!
jumped at : 9:44 PM
In approximately 40 mins I'll be boarding zomg. Sitting in the lounge now. The keyboard is absolutely crappy. Travelling as an unaccompanied minor so far is weird.
There's this lady who wears these shoes which looks like samsui shoes, so I'm going to call her samsui lady. Anyway she keeps following me around, and vice versa, I have to follow her around. Omg. And she walks super super super duper fast. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP UP WITH HER. Plus plus plus, everything that happens when she's there is like fastforwarded. I didn't have to queue to clear customs hahahhaa. And everyone is extremely creepily nice to me. Awkward.
Anyhooooo, being the awesome splendid fabulous senior I am, I got Hazel and Liane OPI NAIL POLISH! :D I got some for myself too, and my Tessa dearie of course, but this just proves what a thoughtful, sensitive person I am. No kidding.
Which reminds me, since I am so caring and nice, I owe Felicia and Lorraine and Yingyu presents. And a lot of other people. Sometimes I do curse myself for being so nice.
I should go all Lindsay Lohan and be a mean girl.
jumped at : 12:20 AM
Saturday, November 22, 2008
I'm going to Japan at 1am tonight (or tomorrow morning) and I still have not finished packing.
Nor have I managed to finagle the stupid SIM card out of the phone.
Nor have I decided what nail polish colour I want.
Nor have I decided what book to bring on board the plane.
jumped at : 9:09 PM
