こにちわ。
Omg, I can type Japanese. This is awesome. That was konichiwa by the way. Yay me!
にほんご。Japanese!
えいご。 English!
Zomg this is so freaking cool.
Hahahaha. So anyway, went out to explore Mameda today with my brother. He kept asking me all this weird questions about how women masturbate. Obviously I was all what the hell, and laughing my ass off :D hilarious. I truly wonder where he gets all these weird ideas.
Well we walked a lot, went mad a lot (I think the locals think we're nutty) and walked a very very far walk to his school. Stupid school. It was raining some more, so we had to buy
TRANSPARENT UMBRELLAS to walk through the rain. I had my first look at a male toilet and he had his first look at a female toilet. (No one was in school, it was a holiday. We sneaked in illegally :D) Since no one was there, and it was really quiet, it was thus very...creepy. I could imagine rotting bodies hidden in the cubicles. Told my brother that and he got super creeped. After that we siddled away from the scary toilets. Said siddle turned into brisk walk. Which turned into RUUUUUUUUN.
Lol. So we crossed the road and walk walk walk, then we arrived at a graveyard. Japanese graveyards are really cool. At first I didn't believe that it was a graveyard la.
Bro: Ehh, jie, look, that's the graveyard. I pass by it everyday on the way to school. *points*
Me: WHERE?
Bro: There.
Me: WHERE???
Bro: THERE!!! THE ONE WITH THE STONES!
Me: OHHH. THERE. Omg, but it doesn't look like a graveyard. It looks like McGonagall's humongous chess set.
Yess. It does look like a chess set! Really! Cos the tombs are like black and white marble, which look super cool. Seriously. So much nicer than the ones in Singapore or wherever. Anyway we went inside (hey no one said we couldn't) to take a look. Awesome. Now I can say I walked amongst the dead and I wouldn't be lying!
Bro: Every day there's this lady with long black hair and tattered clothes who sweeps the floor.
Me: Cool. She sounds like a ghost. In horror movies all the females have super long black hair. Some have tattered clothes too!
Bro: Shut up.
Me: Hey look, I think I see the lady. Omg, yeah, she's there, holding a broom. She's looking at us.
Bro: *freezes while trying to open the gate*
*turns around slowly*
Me: HAHAHAHHA. YOU FUGLY LOSER.
Then we both run for the other gate which we came in from. hahhaha zomg, hilarious. My brother is such a wuss.
